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Sand Sculptures

People are talented in so many ways. I just love different kinds of art. These sand sculptures are so awsome!

New Style Jewlry

Homer Simpson for President

Everyman Homer Simpson would be the ideal candidate for President of the United States, it was reported today by local Springfield news anchor Kent Brockman. Simpson detailed his would-be platform after downing several cans of Duff beer at his favorite watering hole, Moe’s Tavern. Simpson has yet to name his running mate, but it is rumored to be either Barney, Moe, Lenny or Carl. It is unlikely Homer would choose Krusty the Clown, given Krusty’s failed bid for the presidency in 1992. Vowing to make a change.
Platform:
A friend to one, a friend to all. (Except Flanders.)
There is nothing to fear except fear itself. Oh... and fear of the voices... the constant voices telling me to do things... bad things
I promise there will be fewer nuclear disasters with me as your President than with me as your nuclear safety inspector.
I will fill the pot holes, help the pot heads and eat the pot pies.
I will put a man on Mars within the decade. That man will be Flanders. And he will not return.
No big government, just big waist sizes.
Children are the future. That's why they must be stopped today.
I will make the trains run on time. On second thought, coal might be better. I will make the trains run on coal.
I will legalize the hunting of sisters-in-law.
Repeal all taxes... make Sweden pay for everything.

"I never saw any intelligence that indicated there was going to bean attack on America— at a time and a place, an attack."
— G. W. Bush

Finally, The Truth Comes Out

"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief."
— G. W. Bush

Bush on the Constitution

"Just a goddamned piece of paper"
Dec 9, 2005, 06:39
Republican Congressional leaders filed into the Oval Office to meet with President George W. Bush and talk about renewing the controversial USA Patriot Act.Several provisions of the act, passed in the shell shocked period immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, caused enough anger that liberal groups like the American Civil Liberties Union had joined forces with prominent conservatives like Phyllis Schlafly and Bob Barr to oppose renewal.GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court."I don't give a goddamn," Bush retorted. "I'm the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.""Mr. President," one aide in the meeting said. "There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.""Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed back. "It's just a goddamned piece of paper!" ...... more